This makes me curious to go check out my own horoscope today. I need to sign up for one of those. They usually just make me laugh.
Have you ever wondered why fortune cookies don't really tell fortunes? Most of them just give advice. Who writes these things? Don't they know what a fortune is? Sorry. Rant over. :)
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This makes me curious to go check out my own horoscope today. I need to sign up for one of those. They usually just make me laugh.
Have you ever wondered why fortune cookies don't really tell fortunes? Most of them just give advice. Who writes these things? Don't they know what a fortune is? Sorry. Rant over. :)
Yeah! Hey, horoscope guy, don't lecture me. Just tell me whether I'm going to sell a book or not! :D
You better ground yourself Jill! This is your future we're talking about. Seriously.
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Hee hee. Casey. You crazy.
Oh no, the horoscope vortex sucked you in too! There is no escape!
Sorry, but my horoscope kicks your horoscope's butt.
LOL! That could be my horoscope every day!
Horoscopes, fortune cookies and prophecies are all watered down now.
Where are the "you die today," "you will give birth to a legendary child in 40 years," etc.?
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